"I've got a wee job for you, son..."
Published Tuesday, October 24, 2006 by Sir Stewart Wallace | E-mail this post
Michael Howard revealed today that he'd been interviewed by the police over the cash for peerages carry on.
This brings the very real possibility of Tony Blair being invited down the station to answer some questions that little bit closer.
I don't think I'm alone in thinking this, but that would possibly be the funniest thing ever to happen in this country, short only of the cunt actually being arrested and charged over it.
I bet you 6 months wages that the troops on the ground in the Metropolitan Police can't fucking wait to knock on the door of number 10 looking for the cunt.
I also bet you that their eagerness is inversely matched by the Met's senior management absolutely fucking shiting themselves over the prospect.
Fuck him. Treat him like any other cunt. If the Police wanted to speak to me, they'd just come looking for me.
Do the same to him.
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I'll bet you a year's dosh it'll never happen while the fucker's still PM ;-}
'Blair?
Yeah. We're the Sweeney son. And we haven't had our dinner. So unless you want a kicken' you're coming with us naaah.'
'L-l-look officer, I'm, you know, the Prime Min - '
*SMACK*
Funnier than The Fast Show?
I think you answered your own question there.